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Joke of the Day

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"Men, if you're wondering what it's like to be a woman, just imagine a world where making sense is optional. Also, boobs whenever you want."

"Don't vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it!"

"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... That's when he learned how the Mercedes bends"

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"

"I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font."