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Joke of the Day
"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"
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"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."
"How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That's literally it"
"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."
"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"
"I just heard a woman in a supermarket say this to her 7 year old daughter... ""Don't spit! Ladies never spit!"" Fcuking. Priceless."
"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."
"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""