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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."
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"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"
"You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol."
"Insurance agent to would-be client: ""Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know."
"The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people."
"Knock-knock"
"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."
"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"
"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"