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Joke of the Day
"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."
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"A seal walks into a club... _"
"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."
"[explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251"
"My daughter doesn't understand why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house this morning. Filled her sippy with rum so we're on the same page."
"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"
"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."
"Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand."