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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"
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"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."
"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."
"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."
"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before."
"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"
"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."