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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."

"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."

"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."

"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"

"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."