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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."

"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."

"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."

"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."

"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("

"F*ck the zombie apocalypse, it's never going to happen. Worry about the f*cktard apocalypse, it's already upon us."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."

"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."