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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."
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"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"
"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"
"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"
"""Sorry I put my nuts on your desk."""
"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"
"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Still a little bit warm"