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"An elderly man was quite unhappy"
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"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."
"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"Two goldfish are alone in a tank, One says to the other one, ""have any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"Play Sharknado for an old person and tell them that it's a live news broadcast."
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."
"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."