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Joke of the Day

"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."

"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane."

"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"Homeless girl I asked a pretty, young, Homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (I worked there my freshman year and had to unclog the toilets.)"