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Joke of the Day
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
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"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."
"Twitter - We built this city on block and troll......"
"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"
"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."
"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."
"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"
"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."