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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"
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"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"
"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"the one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food"
"Tory Spelling walks into a bar The barman asks, ""Why the long face?"""
"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."
"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."
"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."