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Joke of the Day

"How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb? One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him."

"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."

"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."

"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"

"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."

"What's better than roses on my piano? tulips on my organ."