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Joke of the Day
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
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"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."
"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"
"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"
"TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ. Bourne is the King of Israel!"
"What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran."
"What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees? Derek Bin Jeter"
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
"Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt."