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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals."

"The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter."

"IT Jokes Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!"

"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."

"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"

"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""