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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
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"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"
"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"
"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."
"Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you."
"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"
"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."
"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."
"You know what people really do when no one's looking? Your mum."