131528
Joke of the Day
"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."
"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
"Reddit is like sex A well-placed thumb makes all the difference"
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I speak no English."