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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"I just shit my pants! I guess it serves me right for eating them in the first place..."
"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""
"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."
"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."
"2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cent? Man that's Ludacris"
"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."