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Joke of the Day

"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"

"Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don't have."

"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."

"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"

"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."

"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."

"Totally going to buy a tiny pet crow for myself. Gonna call it Micro."