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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like sex A well-placed thumb makes all the difference"

"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."

"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."

"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"

"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"

"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."

"""Don't touch the floor. The floor is the lava"" Pompeii, 79 AD"