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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
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"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"
"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"
"masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy."
"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."
"Narcolepsy is the sluttiest neurological disorder."
"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."