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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends."
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"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
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"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"
"Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry."
"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."
"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"
"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"