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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
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"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"Why are so many Koreans named Park? Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes."
"I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]"
"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."
"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."
"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"
"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?"