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Joke of the Day

"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""

"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"

"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"

"What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!"

"Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*."

"I was visiting /r/nononono and I saw the rule on people not being able to walk away from something, and so I thought... What if they crawled away?"

"Two drummers walk into a bar... Ba dum tssh."

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."