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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
Next Joke
"Once, I got pulled over because a cop thought my car was on fire but really it was just my hair flying out the sunroof."
"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"
"How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder my ass. I haven't been on Myspace in years and I still think it fucking sucks."
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."