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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit."

"People say I'm the Lebron James of Comedy... Because I'm balding and Delonte West had sex with my mother"

"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"

"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."

"An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!"

"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"

"Pretty cool how money could literally solve all my problems."