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Joke of the Day

"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."

"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."

"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."

"If Captain Obvious ever got an archenemy I would expect him to be named Major WTF Now that's one Major WTF. No kidding Captain Obvious."

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."

"How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? It was too bright in here anyway."

"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."

"I think that reddit's lockdown was an entirely democratic process... achieved completely by popular voat"

"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"