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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
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"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."
"Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am."
"I used to be indecisive... ...but now I'm not so sure."
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."
"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"What do you call space herpes? Star Warts."