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Joke of the Day
"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"
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"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."