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Joke of the Day

"An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!"

"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? Posting this question to r/askreddit."

"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"

"[interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Kidnapper."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."""

"My parents are always pestering me to have kids. ""Who will carry on the ancient family curse?"" they say."

"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."

"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."