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Joke of the Day

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"

"Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man"

"I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea."

"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"

"Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance."

"Whats the most common breakfast in Africa? Ebola cereal!"

"What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say? ""I don't really carrot all for vegetables."""

"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."

"The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family."

"Fancy Dress My mate and I decided to go to a fancy dress but he was adamant that we had to go dressed as Tom Chaplin and Jesse Quin. I wasn't very Keane on the idea."