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Joke of the Day

"People say I'm the Lebron James of Comedy... Because I'm balding and Delonte West had sex with my mother"

"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."

"For logic-based beings. !!... Who's there? Same as before."

"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."

"A fish lost it's body part. Fin."

"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."

"When God invented snakes he was like do you want legs or do you want to look like a scary belt, too late scary belt"

"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""

"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"