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Joke of the Day

"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"

"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."

"Boss: I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Me: Really? That's not what these pics of you and your secretary said. They said I need a raise."

"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"

"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position."

"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."