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Joke of the Day

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"My dick is not small. It is perfectly shaped according to ancient greek standards."

"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"

"Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like? And can I get fries with that?"

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"A man speaks with his daughter. Father : Well, you fuck way better than your mother. Daughter : I know, my brothers told me!"

"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"