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Joke of the Day

"My wife has this really weird fetish... She likes to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."

"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."

"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"

"DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil"

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis. Bruce saves everyone."

"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"