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Joke of the Day

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."

"My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed. I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway."

"5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions."

"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"

"I bought a Delorean R/C car today. I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back."

"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"