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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
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"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
"When does a fisherman offend you the most? When he's completely out of line"
"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""
"Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah they were Bill Clinton."
"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."
"Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!!!"
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."