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Joke of the Day

"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."

"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""

"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."

"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"