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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
Next Joke
"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog."
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
"I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave."
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle and pepperspray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran"
"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."
"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."