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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life? There was this guy who was starving to death..."
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"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."
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"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"
"Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."
"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"