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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."
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"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."
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"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."
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