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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"

"It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora."

"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"

"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."

"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."

"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."

"my wife usually fills up our car with gas *she farts a lot*"

"Your mother..."