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Joke of the Day

"They found a hole in the wall at the local prison The police are looking into it"

"8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess."

"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."

"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."

"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."

"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."

"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."