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Joke of the Day

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"

"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"

"I had a converstation with my employer, who recently purchased a new car, today. I said, ""nice car!"", he replied, ""I'm sure you said that yesterday...""."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"