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Joke of the Day
"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"
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"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."
"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"
"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."
"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."
"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."
"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"
"I slept through my girlfriend's alarm this morning and hit the ground running after her husband threw me out the window."