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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."

"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."

"Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd. ""Look! Hahaha!"" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam."

"What do you call a bad hair day for Donald Trump? A real toupee in the ass."

"I once thought about opening a place like T.G.I.Friday's, called C.L.I.Thursday's, but most guys wouldn't be able to find it from what I hear..."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"

"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."

"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."