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Joke of the Day

"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"

"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"

"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!"

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"Jokes What do pigs read"

"Me: So what do you do? Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun"

"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"

"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."