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Joke of the Day

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though. I never found it."

"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"

"I test drove a Kia today It wasn't really my Forte"

"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."

"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""

"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."