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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming."

"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."

"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."

"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""

"already regret the text i'm about to send"

"I've caught you canoodling. You're really in hot water now. I can see tensions are boiling. Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense. Sieve and let sieve?"