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Joke of the Day

"I test drove a Kia today It wasn't really my Forte"

"Alcohol won't solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice."

"I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing ."

"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""

"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."

"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."

"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."

"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."