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Joke of the Day
"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."
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"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"Non-lactating cows are milk duds."
"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."
"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""
"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."